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Decoder-a-go-go!

IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL IN A HURRY, the horror that Decoder-a-go-go! will reveal within any of these sites is as good a place to start as any:

OR, IF YOU'RE FEELING FRISKY, you can enter the URL of your favorite web stomping ground, and romp barefoot through the goopy that lies just beneath the surface there.

Enter an URL:

ETERNAL DAMNATION being what it is, we understand that you might want to read a little bit more before you take the plunge. It won't actually help, mind you, but feel free to peruse these pages as long and as often as you wish before finally surrendering.

THE BACKWARDS-MASKED WEB is a reality which makes the New York Post's tales of a TerrorNet and CyberPorn seem like the harmless daydreams of a Sunday School teacher. Its message lives and breathes and courses through the tendrils of the Web and into the workplaces and homes of each and every person connected to it. It is, perhaps even more so than rock music and daytime talk shows, an ideal vehicle with which to spread the word of the Haunted One.

EXHIBIT A:

Surf ze Net
und WIN Beeg!

Simply answer weekly scoozies far yer
op' on cash und prizes. Ve eben
provide you wiff hyperlinks ta git ta ze
responders! Each tibe you answer un
scooza, you're entered ta win. Ze mo
weeks you hunt, ze gooder yer odds uff
winning.

Ever so happy hunting und hot and
buttery luck!

Q: Would you want your children and household pets exposed to material such as the above, without their knowledge and without your consent?

A: You will!

CSA ANNOUNCES the immediate availability of Decoder-a-go-go!, a spruced-up, jacked-in, wigged-out, burnt-in, burnt-out, burnt-up, flipped-out, turned-over, tuned-out, kneeling-down-and-mewing-quietly version of the classic Text Enhancer that took the country by surprise in the summer of 1990 and paved the way for the likes of Desert Storm, Newt Gingrich, and the Offspring. 

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"AND WHAT exactly IS Decoder-a-go-go!?" you ask.

Ha! Satan throws back his head and roars.

Building on work done at his bidding by three of his most unlikely disciples back in the early 50s and tested successfully during the summer of 1990, Satan has commissioned a new work which manages to harness the tremendous power of the original Decoder and unleash it upon EVERY scrap of information available on His World Wide Web for every single abuser thereon and thereof, with the exception of those abusing AOL for Windows (they're already His anyway, and a waste of precious bandwidth).

Research continues in Satan's workshop...

Meanwhile, what better place to begin examining the evil buried within the most innocuous sites than The Prodigy Service ? Go ahead! Have a look!

I'm waiting for my man, $ lots in my hand
Ultra-fine free Web-Counter TM courtesy of http://www.digits.com/.

This page modified on July 3, 1998

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